Radioactivity, pollution and climate change.
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Treat yourself to an enchanting stay in our prestigious lodges. Enjoy our private beaches, ideal for admiring the majestic beauty of the Great Lakes region. Our upscale services and idyllic setting promise an unforgettable experience.
Comparing this with archival images, one can better appreciate how massive pollution and radioactivity have replaced the blue sky with this magnificent greenish hue.
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You'll be comfortably settled on the shores of Lake Xhatiff in a perfectly watertight cabin, boasting a much-loved exotic style, far from the deserted towns. Each cabin has a terrace with a view. A light mist (albeit highly toxic) and a few drops of icy, acidic rain add a poetic touch to this wonderful day. The new generation of water purifiers is now fully operational.
What a beautiful afternoon under a bright green sky, enlivened by a few playful bats. The still significant radioactivity allows us to serenely enjoy these vast, almost deserted expanses. Please do not let your children play with the dead fish.
At the reception desk, you will find many beach items such as roller skates, breathing masks, kites, diving equipment... Prime customers will also have a personal, comfortable, armored and secure beach lounge chair.
Discover our charming deserted island nestled in the heart of the Green Lagoon. A paradisiacal microclimate thrives thanks to the responsible management of nuclear and chemical waste buried at shallow depths. Indeed, the natural radioactivity of this nuclear waste generates free, readily harnessable green energy. Enjoy an unforgettable ride in an armored gondola on these beautiful, magical evenings.*
Our chalets, nestled on the mountainside, offer breathtaking views of the valley, shrouded in thick, toxic mists. Enjoy a moment of magic and bliss. Book your hot air balloon flight over the lake.
What a thrill! The mushrooms are magnificent this year. I'll be back.
Miss A.D.
Here we see the Duplantier family upon their arrival. In a warm, festive atmosphere, Mrs. Duplantier received a plastic palm tree as a welcome gift. Vacationers also benefit from free decontamination services.*
All our Prime residences meet the highest current CBRN protection standards. Fresh, decontaminated air is renewed several times a day.* Large, perfectly sealed portholes offer panoramic views of our beautiful region. Please note that opening the portholes is prohibited.
* The majority of our clients chose the Prime category for its comfort and exclusive options: wifi, cocktails, tennis courts, private terrace, medical assistance, free decontamination...
The atmosphere was particularly nauseating and suffocating all week. Heavy, contaminated rain fell on our beautiful region a few days ago. Nevertheless, for this early summer, we've had very pleasant temperatures, reaching up to 49°C. Outdoor activities are now permitted for up to 12 minutes. Traces of dichlorodiethyl sulfide in the atmosphere and seawater give it a slightly sharp and pungent odor.
Observations made in recent days using satellite imagery show that a high-pressure system centered over Ireland fortunately blocked the radioactive clouds at the Belgian border and pushed them back towards France. Despite some understandable concerns, it is encouraging to note that the radioactivity level is well below the new standards and is therefore perfectly safe for the population (145-900 mSv).
Real-time observation thanks to our webcam network. Beautiful weather observed throughout the Lake Odeur region. In the mountains, we are observing the first radioactive snow of the season.
We are continuing our efforts to improve our environment and protect your health.
Last week's weather is brought to you by Iced Mushroom.
Enjoy a delicious frozen mushroom at the beach or while out for a walk.
Discover our succulent, plump, oven-roasted mountain chicken, served with delicious golden fries. The recipe is enhanced with a generous addition of basil (from Koekelberg), small wild mushrooms, and a tangy sauce, creating an irresistible harmony of flavors. A dish that will delight gourmets of all ages.
Feeling peckish at the beach or on an excursion? Our delicious chicken and chips is also available in a box.Feeling peckish at the beach or on an excursion? Our delicious chicken and chips is also available in a box.
The Côtes de Tchernobyl, Grande Réserve 1987 AOC, is the perfect accompaniment to your meal. Voted wine of the year, this prestigious blend of Merlot, Saperavi, Odessa Black, and Cabernet Sauvignon, typical of the region, boasts exceptional length on the palate and subtle notes of metallic and black truffle, sure to delight connoisseurs.*
The Elixir of Lake Xhatiff, a famous digestive aid, is on special offer this month. A treasure of nature sourced from a natural spring in the great marshes, it is very rich in bio-elements.
(Consume with caution.)
A testament to our times, this extraordinary mushroom counting machine embodies an unprecedented technical feat. Applauded by the scientific community and the general public, always eager for new discoveries, its innovations promise fascinating technological advancements! Its versatility is remarkable, as it can also be easily adapted to count other objects, such as canaries or tennis balls. It is imperative to keep this device out of the reach of children to prevent any inappropriate handling.
In the "WILD ANIMALS" series, we see here a rose-ringed mountain rabbit. (cuniculus roseus montanus)
The formidable rose-ringed mountain rabbit is a rare carnivorous species in the Leporidae family. Its appearance is deceiving; it is in fact a very aggressive predator with unexplained behavior. Indeed, it attacks at night anything that passes nearby, often in groups when it comes to devouring large animals such as cows, hunters, etc...
During the day, it sleeps.
Summer hit: Chronic flatulence.
Philippe Vanhamme, Foreword by Dr. Sigismond Gontrand Levelu.
Analysis, causes, consequences, and above all, anecdotes.
Abstract : "The sniffer dog quickly picked up the fugitive's trail..."
The recently emerged macrobacteria Hexemus purulus has proliferated massively. Its decomposition emits an absolutely dreadful odor, similar to Swedish surströmming. Infected individuals suffer severe intestinal convulsions (shigellosis) before their death.
To coincide with the International Climate Conference and COP30 in November in Belém, Brazil, where over 60,000 people flew in to combat pollution, a Nature & Discovery walk takes place around the lake and marshes every Tuesday during the summer. This event is organized by the Department of Zoos and Forests, accompanied by qualified guides.
The Happy Vax Gold Series Family Edition next-generation vaccines are available free of charge at the reception desk in a deluxe case.* They are made from Bonobo stem cells and come in brightly colored syringes that will appeal to children. Recommended for protection against Mountain Green Chicken Bites, Shigellosis, Covid-19, Hexemus purulus, Anthrax, Chloropicrin, Tularemia, and more. Voted Vaccine of the Year by a consumer group.
On this radiant day, a family, filled with joy and happiness, celebrates their vaccination. Together, they celebrate this symbol of hope and the future.
For extended outings, consider bringing along a very practical supply of decontaminated compressed air provided by our partner, Club Air Service. Available and refillable free of charge at our concierge desk. This latest-generation protection kit ensures a safe and worry-free stay.
It was with a certain amusement that we received this poor little dog for a consultation. He had turned green following probable exposure to the combined effects of toxic rain and ionizing radiation (even at a low dose) during a walk. We remind you that your dog should also wear his protective clothing when going out. This lovely color should disappear after a decontamination treatment and a few weeks of patience.
Disclaimer: Out of deep respect for animal welfare, we would like to clarify that Yuki was not actually dyed green. (editor's note) (photo nat vh)
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🔹 by e-mail,
• BPat85 : La découverte de ton site est un régal, aussi bien pour les yeux que pour l'esprit.
• Jean Némard : Y a t'il autre chose que du poulet? Çà fait 3 semaines que nous sommes ici.
• E.P. : Je suis perdu, pas d'accès au GPS, peut-on venir me chercher? Le help desk ne répond pas.
• 婵 : 感谢您给我们带来了这次美好的住宿！我们一定会回来的。
• Nicodak : Ce site est juste génialissime! Bravo pour le boulot technique et pour le contenu rédactionnel.
• Nat : Est-ce que vous avez aussi des masques pour mes chats qui m'accompagneront?
• NV : Brav eo ar gwiskamantoù glas neon war an aod.
• JPB : Même en cherchant la petite bête, ton site est un bijou, il devrait être primé.
• JK : Ton site est un vrai délire, très marrant.
• de Ottawa : Est-ce qu'on pourra quand même se baigner dans le lac?
• Bernadette M. : Bonjour, j'ai le dé bouché depuis la marche pour le climat dans les marécages.
• Josianne T. : Après mon retour, j'ai mis mon palmier en plastique devant ma fenêtre.
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