Radioactivity, pollution and climate change.
↓
Warning
The reader will understand that this site is neither a real nor a fake tourism site, but a glimpse into life on Earth following climate change, pollution, and the impending nuclear war. This site will not function on outdated systems. Minimum 2024 and later.
Translate English by Google and DeepL - Made in BE 🇧🇪
Discover the Royal Playa Club, your luxury retreat in the heart of wild and abundant nature!
Treat yourself to an enchanting stay in our prestigious lodges. Enjoy our private beaches, ideal for admiring the majestic beauty of the Great Lakes region. Our high-end services and idyllic setting promise you an unforgettable stay.
Comparing with archive images, one can better appreciate how massive pollution and radioactivity have advantageously replaced a unbearable blue sky with this magnificent greenish tint.
Before-After
So many emotions! The mushrooms are magnificent this year. I'll be back.
Miss A.D.
You will be comfortably settled on the shores of Lake Xhatiff, in a perfectly waterproof chalet with a much-appreciated exotic style, far from the abandoned cities. Each pavilion has a terrace with a view. A light mist (albeit highly toxic) and a few drops of freezing, acidic rain add a poetic touch to this wonderful day. The new-generation purifiers are now fully functional.
Discover our charming desert island located in the heart of the green lagoon. A heavenly microclimate thrives thanks to the responsible management of nuclear and chemical waste buried at shallow depths. The natural radioactivity of nuclear waste generates free green energy that is easily exploitable. Enjoy an unforgettable ride in a shielded gondola during these beautiful, magical evenings.*
The chalets nestled on the mountainside offer breathtaking views of the valley, engulfed in thick, toxic fog. Enjoy a moment of magic and bliss. Book your balloon flight over the lake.*
Here we see the Duplantier family upon their arrival. In a warm, festive atmosphere, Mrs. Duplantier received a plastic palm tree as a welcome gift. Vacationers also benefit from free decontamination.*
✱ The majority of our clients chose the Prime category for its comfort and exclusive options: wifi, cocktails, tennis courts, private terrace, medical assistance, free decontamination...
All our Prime residences meet the highest current CBRN protection standards. Fresh, decontaminated air is circulated several times a day.* Large, perfectly sealed portholes offer panoramic views of our beautiful region. Please note that it is forbidden to open the portholes.
Here is a beautiful afternoon under a bright green sky, enlivened by a few playful bats. The still-high levels of radioactivity allow us to enjoy these vast, almost deserted expanses in peace.
At the reception desk, you will find many beach items such as roller skates, breathing masks, kites, diving equipment... Prime customers will also have a personal, comfortable, armored and secure beach lounge chair.*
Do not let your children play with the dead fish.
Les Côtes de Tchernobyl, Grande Réserve 1987 AOC is the ideal accompaniment to your meal. Selected by consumers, it is a prestigious blend of Merlot, Saperavi, Odessa Black, and Cabernet Sauvignon, typical of the region. Its exceptional length on the palate and slight metallic and black truffle notes will delight wine lovers.*
Discover our savory lab-grown meatballs, oven-roasted and served with delicious golden, crispy fries. The recipe is enhanced with a generous addition of basil (from Koekelberg), small wild mushrooms, and a spicy sauce, creating an irresistible harmony of flavors. A dish that will delight gourmets of all ages.
Feeling peckish at the beach or on an excursion? Our tasty meatballs are also available in a box.
from last week
The atmosphere was particularly foul and unbreathable all week. Heavy contaminated rain fell on our beautiful region a few days ago. Nevertheless, we have had very pleasant temperatures this winter, down to 19°C. Outings in the open air are now allowed for up to 12 minutes. A few residues of dichlorodiethyl sulfide in the atmosphere and seawater give us that slight sharp and pungent smell.
Observations made in recent days using satellite imagery show that a high-pressure area centered over Ireland has fortunately blocked the radioactive clouds at the Belgian border and pushed them back towards France. Despite some understandable concerns, it is encouraging to note that radioactivity levels are well below the new standards and therefore pose no danger to the population (145-900 mSv).
Real-time view thanks to our network of webcams. Good weather observed throughout the "Lac de l'Odeur" region. However, we are observing some scattered radioactive rainfall.
Open the audio channel
The Department of Zoos and Forests, European certification safe for the population, The Ministry of Tourism and Pollution, SERAD The European Radioactivity Service, Radioactivity during the holidays.
We are continuing our ongoing efforts to improve our environment and protect your health.
Last week's weather is brought to you by Iced Mushroom.
Enjoy a delicious frozen mushroom at the beach or while out for a walk.
The new generation of Happy Vax Gold Series Family Edition vaccines are available free of charge at the reception desk in a luxury box.* They are made from Bonobo stem cells and come in colorful syringes that children will love. Recommended against Mountain Green Chicken Bites, Shigellosis, Covid-19, Hexemus purulus, Anthrax, Chloropicrin, Tularemia and ionizing radiation. Voted Vaccine of the Year by a consumer group.
On this radiant day, a family, filled with joy and happiness, celebrates their vaccination. Together, they celebrate this symbol of hope and the future.
For extended outings, consider bringing along a very practical supply of decontaminated compressed air provided by our partner, Club Air Service. Available and refillable free* of charge at our concierge desk. This latest-generation protection kit ensures a safe and worry-free stay.
It was with some amusement that we received this poor dog for consultation, who had turned green following probable exposure to the cumulative effects of toxic rain and ionizing radiation (even at low doses) during a walk. We would like to remind you that your dog should also be equipped with protective clothing when going outside. However, this beautiful coloration should disappear after a decontamination session and a few weeks of patience.
Disclaimer: Out of deep respect for animal welfare, we would like to clarify that Yuki was not actually dyed green. (editor's note) (photo nat vh)
In case of emergency, our team remains on standby to provide you with the necessary support. We are committed to responding quickly and effectively to your needs. Your safety and well-being are our top priority.
This extraordinary mushroom-counting machine embodies an unprecedented technical feat. It has been applauded by the scientific community and the general public, who are always eager for new innovations. Thanks to artificial intelligence, technological research promises fascinating discoveries! Its versatility is remarkable, as it can also be easily adapted to count other objects, such as canaries or tennis balls. It is imperative to keep this device out of the reach of children to prevent inappropriate use.
🔹 Laboratory link
❗️The machine only works in recent configurations.
Our permanent exhibition “WILD ANIMALS” shows us a pink mountain rabbit here. (cuniculus roseus montanus)
This fearsome and bloodthirsty predator, the pink mountain rabbit, is a rare local species of the Leporidae family. Its appearance is deceptive; it is very aggressive, and this behavior remains unexplained. In fact, it attacks anything that passes nearby at night, often in groups when devouring large animals such as cows, hunters, etc. During the day, it sleeps, securely perched high up on a tree branch.
Summer hit: Chronic flatulences.
Philippe Vanhamme, Foreword by Dr. Sigismond Gontrand Levelu.
Analysis, causes, consequences, and above all, anecdotes.
Excerpt : "The sniffer dog quickly picked up the fugitive's trail..."
The Hexemus Purulus macro-bacteria, which appeared recently, has proliferated massively. Its decomposition releases an absolutely appalling odor similar to Swedish Surströmming. Those affected suffer severe intestinal convulsions (shigellosis) before dying.
Connected cup. Resolutely up-to-date, this essential coffee cup enhanced with AI will notify you as soon as it is empty via your smartwatch or other device. Voted AI device of the week by a group of consumers. Also available for left-handed users.
This Multi-function knife, versatile tool will help you effectively in the kitchen, garage, or office. Machined from depleted uranium.
"L'Élixir du Lac Xhatiff" the famous digestive, is on special offer this month. A treasure of nature sourced from a natural spring in the great marshes, it is very rich in bio-elements.
(Consume with caution.)
Your request for information, testimonial, complaint, or reservation will be processed as soon as possible.
🔹 by our team back office
• BPat85 : La découverte de ton site est un régal, aussi bien pour les yeux que pour l'esprit.
• Jean Némard : Y a t'il autre chose que du poulet? Çà fait 3 semaines que nous sommes ici.
• E.P. : Je suis perdu, pas d'accès au GPS, peut-on venir me chercher? Le help desk ne répond pas.
• 婵 : 感谢您给我们带来了这次美好的住宿！我们一定会回来的。
• Nicodak : Ce site est juste génialissime! Bravo pour le boulot technique et pour le contenu rédactionnel.
• Nat : Est-ce que vous avez aussi des masques pour mes chats qui m'accompagneront?
• NV : Brav eo ar gwiskamantoù glas neon war an aod.
• JPB : Même en cherchant la petite bête, ton site est un bijou, il devrait être primé.
• JK : Ton site est un vrai délire, très marrant.
• de Ottawa : Est-ce qu'on pourra quand même se baigner dans le lac?
• Bernadette M. : Bonjour, j'ai le dé bouché depuis la marche pour le climat dans les marécages.
• Josianne T. : Après mon retour, j'ai mis mon palmier en plastique devant ma fenêtre.
This website (including its text, photos, illustrations, logos, and packshots) is protected by copyright laws. Any unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or use of this document, in whole or in part, is strictly prohibited.
2015-2027 Copyright and Intellectual Property © :
Philippe Vanhamme (drphilgood, Sigismond gontrand levelu) - Royal Playa Club - BELGIUM - EARTH.
🔹 Our team back office
Text fonts: System-ui, Karatone, Bodoni, Chalkboard.
Cookies : These two essential cookies help make a website usable by enabling basic functions like page navigation and access to secure areas of the website. The website cannot function properly without these cookies, for which GDPR consent is not required.
royalplayaclub.be PHPSESSID : Preserves user settings configuration across page requests. (session)
CookieConsent : Stores the user's cookie consent status for the current domain. (1 year)
Flags 2025
🔹 My motorcycles from 1969 to the present day.
🔹 Last trips: England, Austria.
🔹 A few knives handmade in our workshops.
🔹 Jewelry by Nathalie VH Instagram