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Radioactivity, the nuclear winter, pollution and climate change have brought us all sorts of benefits. Indeed, we now enjoy softer light and a more pleasant temperature. Treat yourself to an enchanting stay in our luxury lodges and admire the majestic beauty of the region. Our top-of-the-range services promise you an unforgettable stay.
When we compare this with our archive images, we realise all the more clearly just how much the widespread pollution and radioactive fallout have, for the better, replaced an unbearable blue sky with this magnificent greenish hue, which is so much more pleasant.
You will be comfortably settled on the shores of Lake Xhatiff. Your much-loved chalet, with its exotic style, is completely watertight. Each pavilion has a terrace with a view. A light mist (albeit highly toxic) and a few drops of freezing, acidic rain add a poetic touch to this wonderful day. The new-generation purifiers are now fully functional.
Discover our charming desert island located in the heart of the green lagoon. A heavenly microclimate thrives thanks to the responsible management of nuclear and chemical waste buried at shallow depths. The natural radioactivity of nuclear waste generates free green energy that is easily exploitable. Take advantage of these magical evenings for a romantic stroll.
Enjoy all the magic of this beautiful morning. From the heights, you'll have a panoramic view of the valley, shrouded in thick, toxic mists.
Here we see the Duplantier family upon their arrival. In a warm, festive atmosphere, Mrs. Duplantier received a plastic palm tree as a welcome gift. Vacationers also benefit from free decontamination.*
Our clients chose the Prestige Suites for their comfort and exclusive options: meal at the CEO's table, wifi, cocktails, tennis courts, private terrace, medical assistance, free decontamination...
All our Prime suites meet the highest current CBRN comfort and protection standards. Fresh, decontaminated air is circulated several times a day.* Large, perfectly sealed portholes offer panoramic views of our beautiful region. Please note that it is forbidden to open the portholes.
Here’s a beautiful afternoon under a bright blue sky, enlivened by a few playful bats. With radiation levels still high, we can enjoy our private beaches in peace. You have a personal, comfortable, armored and secure beach cabin.* Don’t let your children play with the dead fish. At the reception desk, you will find many beach items such as roller skates, breathing masks, kites, diving equipment...
Discover our delicious oven-roasted pink mountain rabbit stew, served with crispy, golden fries. The dish is garnished with basil (from Koekelberg), small wild mushrooms, and a caramelized onion sauce, creating a harmonious blend of irresistible flavors. A dish that will delight food lovers of all ages.
Les Côtes de Tchernobyl, Grande Réserve 1987 AOC is the ideal accompaniment to your meal. Selected by our sommelier, it is a prestigious blend of Merlot, Saperavi, Odessa Black, and Cabernet Sauvignon, typical of the region. Its exceptional length on the palate and slight metallic and black truffle notes will delight wine lovers. Chosen by a group of consumers.
The atmosphere was particularly foul and unbreathable all week. Heavy contaminated rain fell on our beautiful region a few days ago. Nevertheless, we have had very pleasant temperatures down to 49°C. Outings in the open air are now allowed for up to 12 minutes. A few residues of dichlorodiethyl sulfide in the atmosphere and seawater give us that slight sharp and pungent smell.
Observations made in recent days, thanks to satellite imagery, show that a high-pressure system centered over Ireland fortunately blocked the radioactive clouds at the Belgian border and pushed them back towards France. The use of cobalt bombs caused some understandable concern, but it is encouraging to note that the radioactivity is well below the new standards (Eur2016/52), 250 mSv/year approximately 30 µSv/h continuous. It is therefore perfectly safe for the population at.
Official certification Safe for the population
Everything is under control, the necessary measures are in place, and the situation poses no danger to the population. The authorities are closely monitoring its evolution and regularly communicating reliable information.
Real-time view thanks to our network of webcams. Beautiful weather across the entire region. However, we are observing some scattered radioactive rainfall.
The new-generation Happy Vax Gold Series Family Edition
vaccines are available free of charge from reception in a luxury box, handcrafted from varnished rosewood and individually numbered.* They are made from Bonobo stem cells and come in colorful syringes that children will love. Recommended against Mountain Green Chicken Bites, Shigellosis, Covid-19, Hexemus purulus, Anthrax, Chloropicrin, Cyclosporose, Tularemia and ionizing radiation. Voted Vaccine of the Year by a consumer group.
On this radiant day, a family, filled with joy and happiness, celebrates their vaccination. Together, they celebrate this symbol of hope and the future.
Accidentally escaped from a high-security laboratory, the Hexemus Purulus macro-bacteria, which appeared recently, has proliferated massively. Its decomposition releases an absolutely appalling odor similar to Swedish Surströmming
. Those affected suffer severe intestinal convulsions (shigellosis) before dying.
For extended outings, consider bringing along a very practical supply of decontaminated compressed air provided by our partner, Club Air Service. Available and refillable free* of charge at our concierge desk. This latest-generation protection kit ensures a safe and worry-free stay.
It was with some amusement that we received this poor dog for consultation, who had turned green following probable exposure to the cumulative effects of toxic rain and ionizing radiation (even at low doses) during a walk. We would like to remind you that your dog should also be equipped with protective clothing when going outside. However, this beautiful coloration should disappear after a decontamination session and a few weeks of patience.
Disclaimer: Out of deep respect for animal welfare, we would like to clarify that Yuki was not actually dyed green. (editor's note) (photo nat vh)
This extraordinary mushroom-counting machine embodies an unprecedented technical feat.
It has been applauded by the scientific community and the general public, who are always eager for new innovations. Thanks to artificial intelligence, technological research promises fascinating discoveries! Its versatility is remarkable, as it can also be easily adapted to count other objects, such as canaries or tennis balls. It is imperative to keep this device out of the reach of children to prevent inappropriate use.
Laboratory link
❗️The machine only works in recent configurations.
Developed using AI, this multi-purpose knife is very handy in the kitchen, at the office or in the garage. Made from depleted uranium, walnut handle.
Our permanent exhibition WILD ANIMALS
shows us a pink mountain rabbit here (cuniculus roseus montanus). This fearsome and bloodthirsty predator, the pink mountain rabbit, is a rare local species of the Leporidae family. Its appearance is deceptive; it is very aggressive, and this behavior remains unexplained. In fact, it attacks anything that passes nearby at night, often in groups when devouring large animals such as cows, hunters... During the day, it sleeps, securely perched high up on a tree branch.
Summer hit: Chronic flatulences.
Philippe Vanhamme, Foreword by Dr. Sigismond Gontrand Levelu.
Analysis, causes, consequences, and above all, anecdotes.
Passage : The sniffer dog quickly picked up the fugitive's trail...
Today, we celebrate Nuclear Day with heartiness, pride and optimism. This green, safe, and innovative energy guarantees a better future for our families and our planet. To mark the occasion, a recreational nuclear explosion (21 kt) was organized this afternoon off our beautiful beaches by the relevant authorities. Together, let's build a sustainable future, combining progress and well-being.
(source: Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory - Operation Hardtack-1 - Nutmeg 51538)
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• F Ottawa : Will we still be able to go for a swim in the lake?
• Bernadette M. : Bonjour, j'ai le dé bouché depuis la marche pour le climat dans les marécages.
• Josianne T. : Après mon retour, j'ai mis mon palmier en plastique devant ma fenêtre.
This a Quebec experimental rock duo from Saguenay. They describe their musical concept as a Pythagorean-Cubist Dada-rock Mantra. On Youtube.
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My motorcycles from 1969 to the present day.
A few knives handmade in our workshops.
Jewelry by Nathalie VH Instagram
